June 2013
53 posts
one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
“I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”
—Stephen Jay Gould (via we-are-star-stuff)
I can’t believe I got my first hate mail over that
Did you really have to make an intelligent post into a piece of trite crap by adding 'Don't you ever forget Scientists do whatever the fuck they want'.. it makes you look like you're too lame to think up a better word than FUCK. In fact Scientists can't do whatever they want but need to use precision to achieve stunning results and fuck doesn't have a single damn workable meaning..
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“That’s a beautiful omelette”
—Farnaz
A Drinking Song
Wine comes in at the mouth
And love comes in at the eye;
That’s all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.—William Butler Yeats
if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be
Do you ever choke on your own spit and feel like natural selection is trying to tell you something
“That time you confused a lesson for a soulmate.”
—(via vrksasana)
THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
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